Small penises have feelings too.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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