If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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