Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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