omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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