Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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