But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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