how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Even my vagina gasped.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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