That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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