Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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