Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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