Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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