This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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