In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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