After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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