Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
how does that bad decision feel?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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