Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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