i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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