ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
