I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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