Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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