Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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