Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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