her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
