You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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