I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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