he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
