what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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