I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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