I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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