I love watching others lives come down to our level.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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