bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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