can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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