wanna go halves on a baby?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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