It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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