The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
time to smoke my breakfast
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
