Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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