I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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