oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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