oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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