New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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