You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I believe in your delicious
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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