I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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