Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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