And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
