That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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