we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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