he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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