Have you finally orgasmed yet?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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