i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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