I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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