So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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