Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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